• fishgirlautism:

    new eevee evolution called ibuprofeon

  • wizard-email:

    I’m not mentally ill I just have an unparalleled commitment to the bit

  • urayuli:

    i’m sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp

  • reslake:

    like ideologically I disagree with capitalism but I do love shopping. I’m a shopper. I take my little coins and I get treats in return.

    (via hotgirlcoded)

  • doglets:

    actually all of my systems are nervous

    (via hotgirlcoded)